Batwoman

Vera Matovic

The name of this hideous LP is “Just One Minute.” Just one second is what it’d take me to run away from this scarecrow. Look at this cover, she looks like a real bat. Not some Hollywood latex Catwoman costume crap but a real bat. Like the creatures that hang off a cave ceiling. Look […]

1 Comment »Filed under: RecordsPosted on March 9th, 2010

The Snot Man

Carlitos Bala Record

A reader from Argentina sent this photo taken at an outdoor market somewhere in the countryside.
Carlos Bala a.k.a. Carlitos is an Argentine entertainer.  His last name means snot.  Yup, the nasal excrement. I suppose the leather overalls are good for wiping the snot.
Was the Simple Jack character in Tropic Thunder based on Carlitos Bala?
Here is […]

No Comments »Filed under: RecordsPosted on December 11th, 2009

These ain’t the Pet Shop Boys

Swedish beast

Am I glad I don’t eat pork. A good steak is fine now and then but I stay clear of swine.
The swine is unclean. Look at this pig’s company.
Purportedly this is a Swedish cover but I don’t know anythng about it. If you do send me a note or fill in a comment below.

1 Comment »Filed under: RecordsPosted on September 12th, 2009

Balls of Steel

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WTF? A gypsy dude riding a canon?
I swear this is a real record. Predrag Živković Tozovac is a Serbian superstar folk singer. He’s been around forever.
Why is he riding a canon in a Serbian officer uniform? I don’t know. Maybe it feels right.

2 Comments »Filed under: RecordsPosted on May 23rd, 2009

Hairy Legs and All

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Baba is a hairy man himself. He should not be criticizing hairy women. Feminazis fire away but there is something especially repulsive about leg hair pushed down by stockings. Baba has seen too much of that at his rural high shool back in the old country.
No respectable man should touch this broad with a six […]

3 Comments »Filed under: RecordsPosted on April 7th, 2009